Stories with lots of puns
by alicedogqueen.bsky.social @alicedogqueen.bsky.social
I looked at my calen-deer & rushed to school. I took register & said, "Present!" Rude-olph interrupted the teacher like usual & we went to stable tennis.
alicedogqueen.bsky.social|June 14, 2026
Once on a sep-timber afternoon in tinsel town, a little pine-tree was feeling sad. Everyone called him "pine-occhio". He was sitting at his desk feeling sorry for himself. Sorry that he was bad at knitting, because he always dropped the needles. He also felt sorry because he had an exam & he always got stumped by the questions.